White lies stick to you like plaque; They build up and harden into tartar, and turn your teeth black. Margaret's teeth were black. She hasnae came home yet. Leonard just wants his tea which he has prepared and left to go cold. She told him when tae take it out the oven, but she didnae say when she'd be back. He plated and waited, and noo it's another micro meal. Surely taking the bins out doesnae take that long. He thought about checking on her, but decided he couldn't be bothered. Why should he. It's a simple task that doesn't involve a blether. "I'm sure she's been spitting her plaque aboot the neibouring bin, that dirty cow.. oh no, I shouldnae say that," he said to himself. He thought about microwaving his food and decided to put on some laundry instead.